Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

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charleneeeeeee:

minimalmyass:

omg

i cannot

charleneeeeeee:

minimalmyass:

omg

i cannot

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perksofbeingkelley:

Olivia Penpraze.
19 years old.
Died from a Suicide attempt that left her brain dead. Her parents made the hardest decision of their lives by turning off her life support.
She had a Tumblr account with over 900 posts sharing her emotional turmoil, dealings with depression, loneliness & thoughts about her wanting to take her own life.
The only response she got, was insensitive assholes, like the majority of people on Tumblr, encouraging her to do it. She was bullied consistently.Olivia attempted to kill herself every year in May 1st since 2008.
In May 2012, her short life came to an end.
I know most people can’t tolerate posts like Olivia’s, whom find it attention seeking. My point to you people is…
EXACTLY!!
Of course it’s attention seeking what else it?! People share that part of themselves over the Internet because they obviously feel they can’t talk to anyone they know nor do they think anyone would care.
All I want is for people to cut out the bullying & talk to people like Olivia.A conversation to someone in desperation could save their life.
If people can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.
You never know…What you say could be used to decide whether they live or die.
Even if youre a b&w blog, reblog this. 

perksofbeingkelley:

Olivia Penpraze.

19 years old.

Died from a Suicide attempt that left her brain dead. Her parents made the hardest decision of their lives by turning off her life support.

She had a Tumblr account with over 900 posts sharing her emotional turmoil, dealings with depression, loneliness & thoughts about her wanting to take her own life.

The only response she got, was insensitive assholes, like the majority of people on Tumblr, encouraging her to do it. She was bullied consistently.
Olivia attempted to kill herself every year in May 1st since 2008.

In May 2012, her short life came to an end.

I know most people can’t tolerate posts like Olivia’s, whom find it attention seeking.
My point to you people is…

EXACTLY!!

Of course it’s attention seeking what else it?! People share that part of themselves over the Internet because they obviously feel they can’t talk to anyone they know nor do they think anyone would care.

All I want is for people to cut out the bullying & talk to people like Olivia.
A conversation to someone in desperation could save their life.

If people can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.

You never know…
What you say could be used to decide whether they live or die.

Even if youre a b&w blog, reblog this. 

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abuelita.

tomorrow is mother’s day. it’s the first mother’s day that i won’t have you with me. an trust me. it’s definitely not something I can overlook. it’s so strange to know that now you’re watching your daughters, granddaughters, and great granddaughters from heaven. that you aren’t here with us. not a day goes by that I don’t think about you and realize how much you mean to me. abuelita. you helped me become the young woman i am today. you showed me that I’m always going to be as strong as I need to be. you showed me that i can overcome anything. you are my inspiration, my rock, my everything, and words can’t even begin to describe how much i miss you. i love you abuelita. see you up there someday. happy mothers day from the granddaughter who forever wishes she was there to say the last goodbye.

tveits:

does you know who i be

does you listen to music

do you watch tv

DO YOU CARRY A LUNCH BOX

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Remember that time when Fred and George repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face with snowballs?

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

johanirae:

chudleycannon:

“Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.” - SS/PS, CH. 12

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lastofthetimeladies:

TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

WE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG

SO LET’S SET THE WORLD ON FIIIIYYAAAAHHHHHHHH!

WE CAN GO BRIIGHTAAHHHHH

THAN THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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I feel…

I feel so unbeautful.